Robert Hawkins Comedy

Welcome to my site.  I write my own bios.  American stand up comedian and a man from Florida, now living in Texas where I started comedy in 1990 at the Improvs and Funny Bones as well as Hyena’s Comedy Nightclub.  Seen on late night shows hosted by Ron White, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, Comedy Central and was a writer / costar on the Fox Sitcom Titus.

Been to 16 countries doing shows for our military and allied military personnel.  Did three years as an Army medic at Ft. Hood TX, and participated in Reforger 1987 in Germany.  Flew with the Blue Angels in 2005 and I’m still not over it.  Rode a doberman pinscher bare back for about 30 yards when I was 11.  Got a free pizza from Domino’s the same day they launched the 30 minutes or free deal in my hometown.  Won a bobbing for apples contest in a landslide victory at a Halloween party I wasn’t invited to when I was 13.  Did a theater show with Robin Williams in 2006.  Not over it.  I’ve been a regular guest on The Bo and Jim show on Lone Star 92.5 fm in Dallas as well as on the Bob and Tom show and morning radio shows across the country.  Heard on almost all streaming platforms like iTunes, Pandora, Spotify, etc.  Performed at the Montreal Just For Laughs, Austin Moontower, Las Vegas and Aspen comedy festivals.  I’m a 2 million miler.  Appeared on stage in all 50 U.S. states.

I have videos from my last headline set in Cincinnati at Go Bananas, and more here on the site available for streaming.  Enjoy.  Zya.

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